Zimbabwe’s troubled central bank introduced $100 billion banknotes Saturday in a desperate bid to ease the recurrent cash shortages plaguing the inflation-ravaged economy.

The bills officially come into circulation Monday, although they were on the foreign currency dealers market Saturday.

As high as they are, though, the bills still aren’t enough to buy a loaf of bread. They can buy only four oranges.

The new note is equal to just one U.S. dollar.

Once-prosperous Zimbabwe has seen an unprecedented economic meltdown since it gained independence in 1980, with the official inflation rate now at 2.2 million percent.

Gideon Gono, governor of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe, said the new notes are for “the convenience of the banking public and corporate sector” in light of price hikes.

“The RBZ has noted with concern the unjustifiable and incessant general increases in prices of goods and services. It is therefore appealing to the business community to follow ethical business practices as well as take an interest in the plight of the general public,” Gono said in a statement dated Friday.

(CNN)

Original link – http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/07/19/zimbabwe.banknotes/index.html

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For long time I have always wanted to review a movie or video game.
Reason for doing it was not only wish to express my opinions to others,but also to improve my language skill.
I can say that’s was the main reason mostly.So to begin with I will tell you about my gaming history.
I was 12 years old when I made a serious step in my life and started playing video games.
If someone says that playing video games is a waste of time,there is only one thing I can say to him (or her) and that is GO TO HELL YOU C**T.
Just like most of us the first game that I played was Super Mario.The game that came in package with Nintendo Entertainment System (NES).
You all remember those yellow cartidges that made our life full of excitement and fun.Then came the Sony PlayStation.And I had to have it.
In that time it was like the ultimate gaming device that you could buy.
Sure then games were released also for PCs,but I didn’t knew anyone in that time who would chose to play games on PC instead of playing them on PS.
Maybe that’s because I live in country where the gap between rich people and homeless ones is filled with 1 800 000 regular people who couldn’t afford to buy a good PC that time,
because the wage was enough to pay your bills and buy food.
So the time past,PlayStation became more thinner and thinner and even came up with “radically” new name – PSone.
After short time they released PS2.It was in that time when the prices of PCs dropped down and PCs was affordable to ones who knew what the Microsoft Word was and knew how to use it.
Computers weren’t originally created and designed to be a gaming console or in any way replace it.
Steering wheels, joysticks and joy pads were released to make gaming more fun and enjoyable also on PC.

I wanted to review Counter Strike as first game.
I should mention also that Counter Strike was the first game I played on PC.Yes,it was first!So there is a little history between us.Isn’t that cute?
There is a lot of Counter Strike versions that was released: Counter Strike 1.5, Counter Strike 1.6,Condition Zero,Counter Strike:Source.I will talk only about Counter Strike 1.6 and CS:Source,
because those two versions are simply the best,and other ones,like Condition Zero should be forgotten because there is no way to reverse its release.
If time traveling would be possible then I would travel back and beat some sense into Valve developer squad to not make Condition Zero,it’s disgrace for all that Counter Strike stands for.
Well,won’t talk about the impossible and continue my review. Also,note for readers,you shouldn’t consider this as a review,but mostly as retelling of my expressions.

I founded more fun to play CS 1.6 than CS:S. Sure lot of you will argue and try to prove your point,but that’s my opinion and keep your to yourself;playing CS 1.6 was more fun for me.
Sure CS:S has smoother and better visual graphics and it has more realistical gameplay in some way.Sure you can’t shoot throw the brick walls in CS:S,but that was the most fun thing in CS(Counter Strike).
CS 1.6 has simple map textures,where sky is blue,ground is grey and walls are a mix of 3 colors and thats all. You don’t need sky to have all those clouds,or trees to have
fronds like in CS:s. That all is unnecessary. You don’t have time for all that. You have limited time to plant explosives,save hosts or just kill everyone who isn’t in your team. You don’t have time to
walk around map and look all over for some pretty flowers.Go outside and go to park, want to see some really excellent architecture or art? Go to museum!
All you need in FPS is some walls that separate you from your enemy,thats it.
In CS 1.6 everything around you happens a lot quicker than in CS:S.That is what kept you focused.In CS:S the exciting part is only shooting,the running and jumping around and everything else is booring.
CS:S is slow and heavy.Footsteps, jumping, walking – all of it in CS:S is more realistical than in CS 1.6,but that is not good at all.
Why that is necesary in video game? There is no reason to make video games similar to a real life. Go play some Paintball with friends for God’s sake,join Army or go get drunk.
Jumping around in CS 1.6 was fun.Sure it was unrealistical,but … Wait,go back and read what I said before. Video games don’t need to be realistical,that’s the point of video games.
We play them to have fun,to experience and see something that we won’t see in real life.

The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for
how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you
are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is
more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.

2 . If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”

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